Bizarre Arrival Wednesday, September 17, 2008 : 12:00 AM By: Chris

I opened my inbox not too long ago only to find an email with nothing in the subject line. The body of the email was devoid of text save for the date 09-17-2008. Attached was this strip. The whole thing seemed prophetic in a strange way. I felt compelled to post the strip on the designated date. What could it all mean? I hired not less than 11 private investigators to answer that question. DNA evidence found on the strip points to this fellow with 96% certainty, although I do not rule out the possibility that this genetic material was planted. I fear that this doesn't end with this site.